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SABHA - 4M Report
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Arvind Kumar, 28 Jul 2008 |
Your regular dose of pseudosecularism
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- Nepal Maoists to build shopping malls and then smash them in Revolution
According to Karl Marx, the history of every society will follow a sequence of six stages – primitive communism, feudalism, capitalism, socialism, communism and the final stage when the stage withers away.
Now, Prachanda, the leader of Maoists in Nepal, intends on embracing capitalism. His reasoning?
In between the feudal stage and socialist stage there will be capitalist stage, he said, adding he will follow mixed economic model and encourage creation of wealth through the means of capitalism.
Expect Prachanda to kill himself as part of the next Revolution against the exploitation of the masses by the ruling class.
- Call Center Joke
A joke about a call center in Pakistan has been doing the rounds for a while.
I was feeling a little suicidal the other day and decided to phone the suicide hotline. A Pakistani man answered the phone. I told him I was feeling suicidal. He got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.
- Krishna Prasad: Fight terrorists by fasting on Aug 15
An entry on journalist Krishna Prasad's blog proposes a unique solution to end Islamic terror. Fast on Aug 15 this year and once people fast in large numbers, the jihadists will feel so ashamed that they will lay down their arms!
- Omar Abdullah explains Muslim reaction to help Hindu pilgrims
When the government wanted to create transit facilities for Hindu pilgrims visiting Kashmir, Muslims came out in large numbers and threw rocks, shattered windshields on buses, burnt tires and killed some pilgrims until the government decided to revoke its decision.
Member of Parliament and third generation jihadist, Omar Abdullah, spoke in the Parliament and gave an insight into the reason for this attitude against Hindus.
"I am a Muslim and I am an Indian, and I see no distinction between the two."
The pilgrims visiting Kashmir were not Muslims and hence not Hindus. What next from Omar Abdullah? Hajj subsidy for Osama bin Laden because he is Indian?
- Money transferred through Speaker's office
Communist Party Politburo member Sitaram Yechury has revealed that money in the cash-for-votes scam was transferred in the Speaker's office.
Politburo member Sitaram Yechury appeared to fire the first salvo from Tiruchirappalli today, linking Chatterjee to the alleged bribery attempts ahead of the trust vote. "I learnt from the media and was directly informed that money was transferred to the MPs through the Speaker’s office," a PTI report quoted him.
- CNN IBN gets it wrong again, sets new record
CNN IBN and its pollster Yogendra Yadav broke their own record at making inaccurate poll predictions when they attempted to predict the outcome of the recent elections in Karnataka. Yogendra Yadav has now become synonymous with wrong predictions.
Yadav predicted a majority for Congress and 60 seats for BJP.
The poll conducted in the state during April reports the current mood of the electorate indicates Congress winning 114 seats in the 224-seat Assembly, giving the party a slender, but clear majority.
The elections resulted in the BJP winning 110 seats.
Meanwhile, Prannoy Roy, another journalist in the business of predicting elections finally got it right for the second time in 19 years!
- Faith healing: Faith in Jesus kills teen
Authorities say a teenager from a faith-healing family died from an illness that could have been easily treated, just a few months after a toddler cousin of his died in a case that has led to criminal charges.
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Her parents, Carl and Raylene Worthington, also belong to the church. They have pleaded not guilty to manslaughter and criminal mistreatment, and their defense attorneys have indicated that they will use a religious freedom defense.
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After earlier deaths involving children of Followers of Christ believers, a 1999 Oregon law struck down religious shields for parents who treat their children solely with prayer.
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