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SABHA - 4M Report
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Arvind Kumar, 25 Sep 2008 |
Your regular dose of pseudosecularism
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- Information on Pakistan's suicide bomb was posted on SABHA
The suicide bombing in which a truck packed with explosives killed dozens of people and wounded hundreds at Islamabad's Marriott Hotel could have been avoided if the intelligence agencies had paid careful attention to 4M Report.
In our last edition, we mentioned an email doing the rounds stating that a call center for a suicide hotline in Pakistan was hiring people to either pilot a plane or drive trucks. We once again reproduce the information in the email below.
I was feeling a little suicidal the other day and decided to phone the suicide hotline. A Pakistani man answered the phone. I told him I was feeling suicidal. He got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.
We believe they managed to recruit a truck driver. Sadly, there is now a vacancy since one of their truck drivers was killed.
- Islamic Rage boy is back again!
A lot of people have been unhappy at the recent events in Kashmir. In the language of the Indian media, the government decided to provide transit facilities for "members of a particular community" who were on their way to "a place of worship." "Members of another community" got outraged, threw rocks, burned tires, smashed glass and wanted to wage jihad. The Muslims then furiously marched all over the place, but there was no one left to kill.
We were of course thrilled by all this. This meant another sighting of Islamic Rage Boy!
Sure enough, Rage Boy did not disappoint us! Here he is, this time as a member of the All Parties Hurriyat Conference.
Snappedshot.com has a post titled 'Ragie or no Ragie' where you can see Rage Boy wearing an innovative mask. However, his teeth were a dead giveaway.
- And the gold medal in synchronized cheating goes to . . .
Speaking of teeth, China first pulled a fast one by having a 9-year old girl mime a song during the opening ceremony of the Olympic games because the real singer had wonky teeth and the Spiritual Civilization Steering Committee or whatever it is called declared that the little girl was too ugly to be seen by the world.
Then the underage gymnasts were caught. And how? Their "itty-bitty teeth" gave them away. One of them was even missing her baby tooth.
Now, filmmaker Zhang Yimou says that masterminding the Olympics was a bigger task than any movies he has directed. Must have been real tough with Steven Spielberg walking out without completing the fake footage of the fireworks used during the opening ceremony. Meanwhile, Blogdai has come out with an expose that the footage of the torch run to the summit of Everest was faked as well.
During the games, there were fake spectators and cheerleaders. They were assigned their tasks by the party bosses at the labor camps.
And finally, there was also fake breeze generated by cheap Chinese fans so that the flags could flutter. These were real fans, not the fake fans mentioned above!
- Somebody has got to win the silver medal
Some country has to win the silver medal in synchronized cheating.
Remember Peter Popham of UK's Independent who fabricated a story (details) on Godhra? He was accompanied by the British High Commissioner who invented the figure of 2000 Muslims killed in the riots.
Now it turns out that the BBC used a fake photograph of a riot scene. The photograph has a picture of a man raising a sword, but his picture has clearly been pasted onto the scene. Click here to see the picture and the details of the fakery.
- "Peace activists" object to peace
Indian "peace activists" launched a vociferous campaign to protest a statement of peace between Catholics and Hindus in the city of Mangalore after the two communities agreed to live in harmony with each other. The business model of the activists depends on strife between the two groups followed by appeal for money from churches in the West.
- Delhi encounter fake says Hindustan Times
Hindustan Times now has come up with the conspiracy theory that the Delhi encounter in which a police inspector died was faked and there were no bullets in his body. Apparently, he just fell off and died so that Islam could be defamed. Like in Godhra, when the train spontaneously caught fire so that Islam could be defamed. And like in New York, where the 9/11 attacks were carried out by Jews.
Bitter residents of the Islamic area where the terrorists were killed have stated that they could have helped out if the cops had taken them into confidence. Duly noted. Next time your relatives hole up in your homes, we'll let you know.
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