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SABHA - 4M Report
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Arvind Kumar, 21 Jul 2006 |
Your regular dose of pseudosecularism
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- Imam Bukhari solves Mumbai Jihad blasts case!
Imam Syed Ahmed Bukhari of Delhi's Jama Masjid has solved the Mumbai serial blasts case!
"I can say with authority that it is not any Muslim but the Shiv Sena, the RSS and the Vishwa Hindu Parishad who are responsible for the serial blasts in Mumbai," Imam Syed Ahmed Bukhari told a gathering inside the historic mosque.
The imam explained why Muslim men were blamed for every terrorist act.
. . . Muslim men were being blamed for "every" terrorist outrage as part of a deep rooted conspiracy.
The imam also stated his intentions.
"We were rulers here for 800 years. Inshaallah, we shall return to power here once again", he said to loud approval by the nearly 200 assembled men.
Meanwhile, the Communists are rumored to be preparing a report claiming that the blasts were the due to spontaneous explosions!
- Manmohan Singh: DON'T BLOW HORN!
India's alleged Prime Minister, Manmohan Singh, finally found his voice and made an original statement on how India could progress! According to him, the problem with India is that people "blow horn."
The prime minister said people must learn road manners, how to give way to pedestrians, how to observe normal rules while overtaking, how to park and when not to blow a horn.
Apparently, Manmohan Singh made his first ever original statement after seeking permission from his controller, Sonia Gandhi, who is known for her legendary intellectual prowess*.
* Sonia Gandhi attended an English language course for foreigners at the Lennox Cook School in the city of Cambridge, which qualified her for a degree from Cambridge University. Sonia Gandhi's father was a member of Mussolini's Fascist Party and fought for the Nazis.
- Manmohan Singh bans internet!
In response to the Mumbai jihad attacks, the Sonia Gandhi controlled Manmohan Singh government has attempted to ban the internet. As a first step, it has blocked hinduhumanrights.org, rahulyadav.com, princesskimberley.blogspot.com, and exposingtheleft.blogspot.com. This was followed by a broad-based ban on blogspot.com, typepad.com, and geocities.com.
rahulyadav.com is a personal website which "has been designed around the theme of fall (Autumn)," but the author has stated that he is a member of Vishwa Hindu Parishad-America (World Hindu Council of America) and the American Hindu Awareness Committee (AHAC). The intimidated author has now removed this point, but they can be viewed here.
The crackdown on Hindus follows claims by Abdul Rahman Antulay and Arjun Singh - ministers in the Indian government - that Hindus fake jihad blasts and blame them on Muslims!
Readers in India can access the banned sites by going to pkblogs.com.
If the French group, Reporters San Frontières, is to be believed, the arrest warrant against the noted journalist Gurumurthy for writing an article, the ban on films such as The Da Vinci Code, and the crackdown on the internet have all contributed to more press freedom in India. The group laments that despite the "favorable climate" in India, jihadists and Maoists do not get enough freedom! Amnesty International believes that freedom is not an absolute right.
However, the right to freedom of expression is not absolute -- neither for the creators of material nor their critics. It carries responsibilities and it may, therefore, be subject to restrictions in the name of safeguarding the rights of others.
- Muslim Minister demands 'Muslim Pradesh'
Mohammed Azam Khan, a minister in Uttar Pradesh, has demanded the creation of a Muslim Pradesh within western Uttar Pradesh. The call for the theocratic state comes in the wake of the 7/11 jihad blasts in Mumbai.
- Peaceful protests, Catholic style
From yahoo.com
Protestors in Hyderabad ransacked an IMAX theatre for screening the controversial Hollywood movie The Da Vinci Code.
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Fearing more trouble, IMAX has cancelled other shows of the film also.
- Meanwhile in America . . .
The New York Daily News reports the latest in New Jersey.
Many still flock to N.J. winking Jesus
But the "Miracle on Jackson St." - a plaster statue of Jesus that some say opened one of its eyes a year ago - is still drawing scores of religious faithful to Hoboken.
See earlier report here.
- Chicken lays mystery Allah egg
A chicken in Kazakhstan has laid an egg with the word Allah on it!
Almaty - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word "Allah" inscribed on its shell, state media reported on Thursday.
"Our mosque confirmed that it says 'Allah' in Arabic," Bites Amantayeva, a farmer from the village of Stepnoi in eastern Kazakhstan, told state news agency Kazinform.
"We'll keep this egg and we don't think it'll go bad."
- Pakistan opposes its friend!
Shashi Tharoor, a friend of Communists and Islamists, faces opposition on his candidature for the post of the Secretary General of the United Nations.
Pakistan may field its High Commissioner to Britain Maleeha Lodhi as its candidate for UN secretary general, essentially to counter Indian nominee Shashi Tharoor.
Maleeha Lodhi is best known for plagiarizing others' works for her PhD thesis.
- Support conversion to Christianity using violence!
Remember "Asst. to the Professor" Steve Farmer, the Christian who claims that two is a malevolent number and that the calculation of the date of the end of the world (according to the Bible) is an "involved question?"
Farmer is now actively collaborating with those involved in spreading the word of Jesus Christ. The message he sent to his mailing list was later doctored, but we have saved a copy of the original message here. The original message was sent on behalf of several Christian groups.
In the doctored post, the "Asst. to the Professor" comes out in support of converting people to Christianity using violence. To buttress his arguments, he uses the report created by the Republican Party government in the United States. He calls opposition to the laws banning violence-based conversions an "important cause."
- Communist Revolution in railway yard!
Communists in Kerala waged their Revolution by blocking a stationary train in a railway yard.
The young comrades of the DYFI here were not lucky enough to squat before a moving train that chugged on to the railway station.
Reason: their fellow agitators in other parts of Malabar had already detained a few trains in various stations. As a result, the DYFI activists in Kozhikode had to agitate in front of a stationary passenger train, shunted to the yard.
Some of their comrades waging the Revolution suffered burns when they tried smashing the electric wires above the railway lines using aluminum poles!
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